About me? You want to know about me? Ahhhh you riverboat gambler you.  ... Really not much to tell.  Haven't been to the moon (yet)...  Haven't made any scientific breakthroughs ... haven't found the cure for cancer.  Pope don't call me for advice ... I guess the best way to decscribe me is as the title of the site says, The Titus Touch.

Now 'What, you may ask, is the Titus Touch?'  It is best decscribed not so much as a disaster about to happen, but more like the "Oh S***!" in addition thereto. 

Unlike the "Midas Touch", where everything the king touched turned to gold, but more like when he touched, his daughter I believe, and she too turned to gold. 

Now take that calamity and have lightning strike the gold, melt it, have the molten metal flow through the streets, setting everything on fire and destroying the kingdom.  Weelll, the 'Titus Touch' works basically on the same principal, but instead of gold, everything I touch turns to C***.

And Yes, that is really a picture of me, looking ugly, the one thing I AMgood at, and for 50¢ and two Crispy Whiz box tops, I'll send you and 8 X 10 Glossy, that you may use for scaring kids to make them go to bed, as halloween decoration or ridding the house of roaches and other vermin.

As a bonus, We will also send you this picture  as  "Wall Paper" for your computer,  just to remind you that things that go "bump" don't only occur at night.

So if we show up where you are, and go to slap you on the back,  ... Duck and Run.

Yep, We're Loose - Don't say we didn't warn you.