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We all know that each and every January, resolutions are made with conviction, only to be dropped like a hot potato some time before February as unattainable, or just plain boring. We vow to lose weight, spend more quality time with our spouse and children, get strong and buff, and even to quit smoking or drinking in order to become healthier.

All seriousness aside, here are some silly, hilarious and/or funny New Years resolutions that might just make you laugh. Joking around and laughter can really be the best medicine at times, even when you're facing challenges and want to make great changes happen. 

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2012 Silly and Funny New Years Resolutions I've heard

"I hereby resolve to:"

•  Actually work from home on my telecommuting days.

•  Get dressed before noon...or at the very least, before the video conferencing call with my boss.

•  Less e-mailing? Cancel at least a few of the 9 or 10 e-mail accounts I currently have.

•  Not talk on my cell phone while in the bathroom doing - - - (you finish this sentence).

•  Never pull away from the gasoline pump ... with the hose still in the tank (darn those cell phone calls).

•  Try and drive at or under the speed limit ... at least when I'm not hungry, tired or late.

•  Watch more television -it IS the "window into the world", right?

•  Keep my opinions to myself (yeah, right).

•  Get two friends to START smoking ... that way I'll feel less guilty that I don't seem able to quit.

•  Play harder, work less ... who needs a paycheck anyway?

•  Wear something other than sweat pants to the grocery store

•  Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.

•  Wear something other than sweat pants to the grocery store ... oops ... there I go again!

•  Stop procrastinating ... (I think I just might start next month).

•  Enjoy the sweeter side of life - M&Ms, Hershey kisses, candy corns, and cheesecake and ...

•  Gain some weight - I think I caught a glimpse of one of my ribs in the mirror yesterday.

•  Read something this year ... other than the comics.

•  Drive myself to the fitness center when I feel like going from now on ... because walking there makes me perspire.

•  Stop leaving my dirty gym socks lying in the middle of the floor. I'll leave them on the kitchen table, where they're easier to reach.

•  Kick the caffeine habit - hey, why does my over-sized coffee mug smell like sweaty socks?

•  Read those books I bought 5 years ago on "how to improve my memory" ... I keep forgetting to read them.

•  Be more decisive ... I'll absolutely try to attempt to think about resolving to be more decisive, if I possibly can.

•  Quit making those SAME excuses ... I make the same excuses each year, why I'll do better next year, and it's getting pretty old - this year I resolve to come up with some new excuses instead